Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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