I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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