I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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