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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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