I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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