I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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