is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
