Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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