Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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