My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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