That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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