Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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