just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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