I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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