Dual....:-)
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
the condom got lost in my hair
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize