"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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