You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Someone signed my nipple.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
