Dual....:-)
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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