I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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