I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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