I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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