So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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