I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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