Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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