Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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