This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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