What tipped you off? The sombrero?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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He better not be in your backpack
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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