come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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