she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
40s are totally the cure
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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