we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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