yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
