dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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