literally had 100 drinks last night.
no, he came in my armpit
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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