hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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