Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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