marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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