I'm going to jail i love you
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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