You're so nebulous sometimes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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