apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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