so explain again why im purple
no
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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