Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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