Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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