Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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