blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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