Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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