you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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