I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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