quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My life is pants optional.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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