They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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