After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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