Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She bit a glass in half.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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