Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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