It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Randomize