Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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