she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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