Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
